Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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