exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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