Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Sober January is a disaster.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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