Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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