You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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