Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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