i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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