me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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