i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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