I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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