went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
