I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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