My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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