thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
