he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he was CRYING into my vagina
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
do nipples grow back?
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