Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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