Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
