Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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