he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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