well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You're like the curious george of whores
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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