Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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