No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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