guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
honey bunches of taint.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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