3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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