Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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