You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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