Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
now i know why i became what i already was.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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