Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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