I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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