Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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