Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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