would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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