His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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