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Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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