I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
YAS. BRING CRAB.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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