Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
