But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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