I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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