one two three fourrrrnication!
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
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Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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