I don't think brook has ever known best
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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