I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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