her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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