Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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