Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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