Where is the hickey?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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