ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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