You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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