I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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