Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He has the fingertips of a God
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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