I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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