she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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