he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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