when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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