fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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