all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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