I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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