Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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